im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart
That is the most metal thing I have ever seen.
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
i have the biggest obsession with cats
I haven’t started yet and I’m already salivating
Let’s ease into it with a little shirtless ot3
Ok. Ready? This is going to be long, hard and rough. [Sexy boy by Air starts playing]